Who Is That White Haired Dude

The captions shall purposely ignore non-essential persons and hangers-on.

The British simply don't care about Ralph Lauren despite the fact that the dude has been dressing the ball boys with ridiculously oversized pony emblem polo shirts for the tournament like two years in a row. Poor Ralph. Well they don't seem to care Mr. Allen's wife either. They seem to like the gladiator though.

UPDATE 7/27/09
I found out yesterday, one title and both captions were all updated with full mention of Mr. Allen's wife Soon-Yi Previn and Mr. Lauren.