I Love my Blog

I love all the garbage posts I have here, which is like all of them.  Yes.  I rule.

My Blog is a Row of Urinals

Having sitemeter is a very humbling experience.  It basically confirms what I've already known for years and I shall not repeat here.  One of the many features sitemeter offers is it tracks how long a visitor stays and the referring URL, if any.  In my case most of the visitors from referrals would stay for so short a time that sitemeter can't even track other than giving me a nonsensical 0:00 time.  I always compare those cases to a mental picture of a woman she thought she was being told where the ladies' room was but once she opened the door, she saw a row of urinals and she quickly left.  Well there are exceptions, ladies who got turned on by seeing a row of urinals when least expected.  But that certainly is in the minority.