Friday, November 28, 2008

Break Dancing



Shot outside the New York Public Library on 5th Avenue and 41st Street.

Balto In Central Park

Mr. Alex and Balto
Mr. Harry and his favorite dog, Balto.

Mr. Harry was very excited when he read about the story about Balto. The dog that practically saved Sarah Palin in Alaska. So we finally made a trip to the city and let him see Balto first hand. What a magnificent dog, very quiet and very still.

Taekwondo

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Giving Thanks

I would like to give thanks to me and myself. OKAY, that sounds too self centered. I will try one more time.

I would like to thank my family who gives me a reason to stay alive and get out of bed.

I would like to thank my employer and all the people who work with me. Work is sacred, let's not talk about it.

I would like to thank my mother who has always loved me no matter how not a good son I am. She just has a way to bend the fact to make me look better than I really am. And I like to thank my sisters and my brother for their support.

Regarding this blog I would like to thank myself and all those who has stopped by. If my blog has ever provided something to you, I feel like I have achieved something. It's the idea of sharing, giving something back that matters me the most.

Thanksgiving

In a break from the last three years, this year I am not cooking any Thanksgiving diner.  I am still waiting for Paulson's bailout and help is not on the way yet.

This year I am going to be a "pineapple chicken" and shall eat in one of the soup kitchens offered by our friend.  Trying to be a good guest, I just prepared some mashed potato and cranberry sauce to bring to the host family.  Two very simple side dishes even a man with room temperature IQ like myself can handle.

Have a safe Thanksgiving everybody.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Kissena Park

Otherwise known as my backyard.



Breaking: Terrorists Want To Blow Up Your Turkey

During this Thanksgiving, the terrorists want to further rob the joy of this already depressing holiday season by plotting to blow up our much hated, err, I mean beloved subway system. Terrorists should not have the pleasure to hate the subway system, only New Yorkers could.

AP reports.

Monday, November 24, 2008

News From The Far Side II

嘉亨新婚日夜纏綿

李嘉欣與許晉亨愛得癡纏,十指緊扣拖到實,忙了一天依然容光煥發。

Headline, caption and picture copy-and-pasted from Mingpao online edition.

So here we go, the 十指緊扣 again. Come on now. It's a passe. Give the readers something new, something better than "十指緊扣."

The headline is tabloid-y enough, the implication is they have sex day and night . . . fuck like rabbits. And the caption goes on to say they were busy all day but still looking fresh. Man what a great looking couple.

But please no more 十指緊扣 anymore. I can't stand it any more. I just puked all over my keyboard again.

While the world is financially shattered and gradually coming to an end, the rich and famous are having sex all day and all night . . . . Man, it's good to be rich.

Taxpayers Once Again Save The Day

Taxpayers once again save the day by bailing out irresponsible financial executives. The onus of saving the nation's billionaires fall on our taxpayers, which, in turn signals relief to all the masters of the universe on Wall Street which in turn sends the Dow soaring once again. This series of bailouts proves that the US economy is really into privatizing gains and socializing loss. Their gains are always theirs but their losses are mine too. That's pretty much how this bailout economy works.

Shitty Assets Doomed CitiBank

Citibank finally is having its eponymous moment, being shitty and all. Fear not, the stock market is staging a upward swing like a sneer at Citi. Oh well, just when I am in the mid of typing up this great post, the index is have a turn around, OKAY, back up again. There is really no logical explanation to the intra day market movement except the trend is really a downward death spiral I would say. With the bailout money from the US government, hopefully comes February, Citi and all the banks would have enough money to pay out bonuses to CEOs and senior officials for a job well done.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

News From The Far Side

明艷照人的李嘉欣穿著粉紅色長裙,與官仔骨骨的許晉亨全程在花車上十指緊扣,恩愛非常

Picture and caption copy-and-pasted from mingpao online edition.

I can't funtion as a blogger if you were to pry my ctrl c and v keys from my notebook.

Whenever and wherever I see "十指緊扣" I can't help but throw up all over.  I seriously challenge the Hong Kong tabloid to use something else, it's about time, come on now.  Give us something other than "十指緊扣."  Oop, I puked again just now.  All over my keyboard.

While the world as we know it crashes and burns in this financial clusterfuck, the rich and famous reminds us that they are not only different but seriously better than the rest of us.  Eat your heart out people.

Online Retailers Gone Spam Crazy

I have never in my young tender life received so much spam telling me to make my dick bigger or lose some 10 pounds in 2 weeks. All the online spammers are in a mad dash to fight for my pocket money this depressing holiday season, yeah right it's pocket money because the banks are just sucking balls now. It's unprecedented, it's outrageous, it's capitalism at its worst and at its best. It's just schizophrenic.

The Economy Is So Bad . . .

Even ebay, the online flea market for garbage and junk, is offering a 10% discount on the winning bid via PayPal. Ebay prices have been like the stock in the DJIA, they have been seriously overpriced. I think it's time for a downward adjustment anyway. Even with the 10% coupon factored in, some of the junk can't still be a treasure from the price point of view, they need to be at least 30% off to get to a more reasonable level as far as from junk to gem is concerned.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

The Red Camera Actually Exists

I thought it's all marketing BS but when I read "Robbie Cooper, a British photographer who employed a Red Camera--a very-high-resolution video camera . . . " then I know it's real--a video depicting kids paying full attention while gaming, a kid was so attentive that he teared up because he didn't blink while gaming.

Stills were made from the footage and appear in print in the NYT Sunday Magazine.

Looking at the video, I came to the sordid realization that there is no such thing as attention deficit disorder, only you can't get their attention.

About Books

Culled from the comments I have written . . . .

Never buy a book you don't intend to or can't finish. It's a waste of natural resources, a waste of your living space and in the end a reminder of how pathetic you are.

Borrow from the library.

Owning books don't make you an intellectual, reading them may.

From the hopelessly illiterate.

Usually I don't have the above problem or what I perceive as a problem, as I don't buy books for decor reason. I just bought some lately for reading, probably inspired by other bloggers I come to aspire to.

On my recent book buying experience . . . .
I don’t even trust myself, usually what people say and what people do are different if not totally opposite. Let me tell you how and under what circumstances I bought my most recent books . . . .
I was on my way to McDonald’s having my dietary equivalent of a slow suicide and I passed the street vendor who usually sell books there. The man is in his 50s with questionable personal hygiene selling mostly popular titles. Regarding the source of his books, we share the Clinton military gay policy–Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. I decided to have some adventure and totally judged books by their covers and titles. I bought “Indignation” and “The Last Lecture,” totally on the strength of its title and cover. I didn’t even know “The Last Lecture” was on the best seller list and the fact that the backstory of the story is bigger than the story itself. The first one turns out to be an excellent short story at least in my mind. The Last Lecture is a book that can make a manly man like yours truly wells up in the train, more than once. Usually I avoid reading any self-help and preaching book at all cost because no manly man can tolerate people telling him what to do with his life, but The “Last Lecture” turns out to be a very fine read. There is nothing like an intelligent dead man talking to you.
Then I bought Ansel Adams’ “The Picture” from a library booksale, it cost $3. It was almost like an insult to the master, because we are talking about greatest American photographer Ansel Adams here. But I guess we shouldn’t judge a book by how much it was sold, Jane Austin was like 3 for $1, so there you have it. I also picked up “Bag of Bones” by the King, $1, just, it’s hardcover and an inch and a half thick, it looks tremendous and substantial.
If you still don’t know whether I would buy or read your book, don’t despair, I don’t either.
With warmest wishes and best of luck.
. . .
Jane Austen was once spelled like Jane Austin in the 1800s, basically Austen and Austin are interchangeable or so many people say. . . . Never mind.

My blog really sinks to a new new low, in parallel with the latest stock market trend, as I have to resort to recycling my own stuff. No amount of verbiage can deflect my own deficiency for lack of imagination. But it is what it is hope you enjoy it in the early morning.

Friday, November 21, 2008

NYT Sinks To New Low

NYT is doing its fair share of tabloid journalism or sugarcoated as media or cultural reportage. Today out of the blue, NYT has a piece on Ms. Angelina Jolie essentially telling us what we already know--how a manipulative, cunning, conniving, shrewd husband-stealing bitch that she is. Of course, not lost in between paragraphs and punctuations are also the not so subtle accusation and condemnation that People, who won the exclusive rights of publishing photographs of Brangelina's newborn twins, lost its journalistic independence by succumbing to the demands of the powerful Hollywood couple or actually only Jolie because Pitt is just Jolie's bitch, as the saying goes.

(Editor's note: personally I think Jolie is great, all the moaners and groaners can eat their hearts out. Come on, the woman is doing charity works, adopting orphans, saving kids one at a time. So leave her alone except only when she wants to be a media whore when one of her Oscar worthy flicks comes out.)

Thursday, November 20, 2008

YAPITA

When I see a photograph I like, I always wonder and imagine what gear was used, under what circumstances, and by whom. If gear obsession makes me a bad photographer, so be it.

The latest photographer that got my attention is Catherine Opie. The time it takes to snap a picture may in the tenth or less than a hundredth of a second, but the time to actually make a photograph can be a life long endeavor.

YAPITA: Yet another post in the afternoon. Yes I make that up, as if the world needs another meaningless cutie acronym.

Today Is Oppsite Day

Chow time at PS 123 Lunch Room

Mr. Harry getting his cheeseburger . . .

Class monitor: Do you want ketchup?
Mr. Harry: No.
Class monitor: Today is opposite day.

Good Morning

What is so good about the morning? You dread the rays of sunlight into your room. You dread the sound of the alarm clock. You dread the day in front of you. You do all the obligatory morning rituals that remind you as frail human being. You pull out your limp dick, the only asset your dad ever gave you, to relieve yourself. Over the years, this part of your body has become just a faint memory from years back, as your stomach is getting in the way and you hardly got to see it anymore; you only grope your way down there. You have your morning coffee--that's just a polite way of saying dishwater with caffeine, so you are steady and ready to stand in line to wait for your bus, if necessary running after it, rain or shine. Just when your bus is pulling in, then you remember you forgot to take your medications . . . .

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Quantum Of Solace

If you want to see a non-fun James Bond movie, this is it. Look like the whole production, director and Mr. Craig are all allergic to fun. The whole movie is way too serious and totally devoid of any fun factor for its own good. Everyone looks like his father just died. The whole movie collapses under its own self importance.

In recent years, there is this trend of rendering any action scenes in rapid cutting sequences and in close proximity of the actions a la Bourne, Jason Bourne movies; presumably letting audience into the actions, an immersive and engrossing experience if you will. I say that's just way overused and a bit of a horseshit. I say let's just watch Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, the courtyard fight scene between the two female leads, see how the fight scenes are photographed, just the cinematography, not the wire-fu. Audience generally appreciates what is happening on screen. As of late, all the actions are just a blur and then somebody drops dead and nobody knows when and how exactly.

Of the Tom Ford wardrobe that drapes 007, the nipped waist is just too much, the fine tailoring is just too much. It looks so anal that you wonder how can he even move let alone going mano-a-mano with all the badies. You see Mr. Craig on screen and you can't help but think of Mr. Tom Ford and his ever perpetually sun tanned open chest look.

There you have it, my mini review.

Hell yes this is a movie review.

New York Is Somewhat Freezing

If you are old and senile, please take care of yourself, I know I am. New York City is experiencing some minor Arctic revival now.

I want my global warming back.

Paulson, let's burn some money on Wall Street to heat up the City already.

Yeah, Paulson thinks autoworkers aren't as important as Wall Street's masters of universe. No pork money for them.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Fuji Did Send Me The Sample Film


This is a follow-up to my Photo Expo post a while ago. I promised my readers I will let them know if I actually receive any sample film from Fuji.

After Fuji scanned my pass I expected to receive only spam, like in this economic downturn, spam is the only viable food source. So I am pleasantly surprised Fuji actually mailed a couple of 120 160S just like what I asked for except I might have greedily expected them to send me a 5-pack box of them but that would be really unrealistic, wouldn't it?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Credit Crisis Is Over

I spent two minutes filling out the some credit card application, knowing that the next round of bail out from Paulson would be for consumers, and bang, I got instant credit of $10,000,000.  I here solemnly declare the credit crisis is over.  Gas is now $2.55 a gallon.  Business is back as usual.  Woo-hoo.

Autumn 2008


It was windy, I couldn't get any critical sharpness from the leaves as the wind kept blowing. I might have opted for a longer exposure so the leaves hopefully could appear as an orange blur. To bad as it is now, it not sharp yet not blurry enough.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

Late Night Blogging Just So You Got Something To Read

(Don't say I didn't do anything for you . . . )

On my way to 51st and 5th earlier today, I noticed Rockefeller has the tree up already. I can't believe the holiday season is almost here. Pretty soon or already happening, we will be bombarded by legions of retailers through every channel possible that we should shop, shop, shop and shop. I am very susceptible to advertising and so should you. The lighting ceremony will be held real soon . . . errrr December 3 that is. This year reformed fatty slash weather man Al Roker together with R&B singer slash hottie Beyonce will put the tree on fire, I mean, light the tree, and of course with an entire cast of stars, to make an event out of it. Usually every year, I will go to see the tree, to soak up the holiday spirit. It always reminded me of salmons swimming upstream when I walked on 5th Avenue in December every year.

I wish peace on Earth. I can write in complete sentences and paragraphs with accurate and correct punctuations. If I can't be interesting or entertaining at least I should try to be earnest. Do more book readings instead of reading crap online . . . .

My Comme des Garcons H&M Experience . . .


I finally succumbed to the hype and the brainwashing H&M spam in my inbox . . . I visited the H&M store on 51st and 5th Avenue. I am telling you, there are still merchandise left a day and a half after the Thursday launch, both for the men and women. Like I said before, New York people are pretty jaded. I found at least two size 42 men's suits. It was my size and I actually tried them on. But since I don't wear suit anymore so I left them for somebody else. I heard people say the quality is so and so. But gee for $249 I think the quality is not bad at all actually pretty top-notched. Even the buttons on the sleeve are functional. I don't see that too often for a $249 wool suit. The pants are reasonably cut, meaning not for somebody who is an adult but weighs 90 lbs and with prepubescent waist like 28, I heard Dior and Prada are pretty good at making miniature suits for boy-men. There are plenty of polka dot polo shirts and peacoats. As for the women's side, there are plenty of shirts, pink and polka dots varieties and trench coats too. I say the quality is very much what I expected or a bit better. If you want the real thing, prepared to pay like ten times more.

I say if you find something you like and fits you, it's a buy.

Addendum:
You know I can see why Gap is slumping, even the Sartorialist is no longer saying any good thing about the Gap any more. Instead he is doing a video interview for H&M in praise of its Comme des Garcons collaboration. And Jcrew, the hopelessly unapologetic preppy brand is sliding after few years of success. People need change and nothing changes faster than the clothes at H&M.

Miscellaneous BS

I have decided I am going to close this blog and so I want to make this formal announcement. You know I got so busy with my life I can't be updating this uber blog on any regular or irregular basis. Ha-ha.

Never mind, on second thought, I think you will have to pay me if you want me to stop posting crap and crappy pictures. If I receive enough donations from you guys, I think I will stop posting. Meanwhile I will continue my career in the blogosphere, littering this global electronic highway with bits and bytes, much to the annoyance of my friends, which I hardly have any, and strangers alike, ha-ha.

Write on.

I thought the term Web 2.0 is so passe but I am surprised people are still talking about Web 2.0. Perhaps people still haven't come up with a cuter term for the latest development. Or perhaps with the latest economic outlook, there isn't any new development.

NBC officially pulled the plug for Christian Slater's My own worst enemy. The show was heavily promoted or was it by chance, I even watched the premiere episode myself but that was it. What happened to Christian Slater's movie career? He's too short or what, not leading man material? And not ugly or goofy enough to be a comic?

McCain lost his presidential bid to the White House. After he lost, he was belatedly presidential, graciously accepted his defeat, winning accolades from the press and the public in general. Man, I think that was the old McCain I know. During campaign 2008, he always came across as some crazy old man. Palin is doing the media circus thing, giving TV interviews and whatnot, perhaps cashing in her celebritard status, and planning her next presidential campaign.

As to Obama, I read he couldn't get a regular haircut anymore. Most likely secret service has to ferry his barber to somewhere to cut his hair. Michelle probably can cut his hair, it's just a buzz cut, put in a number 1 clip, 3 minutes, he is done. It's not like he is John Edwards who requires a fancy $250 haircut. I wonder what's going on with Mr. Edwards, and his cancer-stricken wife. People make mistakes, hope they are OKAY.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Apparently Nobody Gives . . . never mind

The greatest fashion launch of all time doesn't register a beep in New York City. Today, there is absolutely no reportage on the Comme des Garcons H&M line of clothing in NYC. I wonder if there is any lines forming outside of the participating H&M stores in the city. Maybe New Yorkers are just too jaded for H&M crap, or whatever Garcons or Japanese designer she is. Who gives a fuck anyway? Nobody is worth my time waiting in line in the cold to buy some pieces of fabrics.

Bailout Galore

We are having our bailout galore now. GM is looking for its own bailout, and Paulson is saying another round of bailout is for the consumer because banks just wouldn't give out money to consumers anymore. I think that's all good news. It's like if I borrowed money I couldn't afford I simply don't pay and that's all good because we are in a bailout kind of economy. I am going to max out on all my credit cards and I am not going to pay. I think Starbucks should also ask for a bailout because you know people can't live without a $5 coffee. And Starbucks is just too big to fail too. A coffee barista is also a human being too. If bankers and automakers deserve a bailout I don't see why not the Starbucks baristi.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

On Ellipsis

My pontification on this subject.

An ellipsis consists of three points with a space in between points, and a space before and after the ellipsis.  Because of typographical reason, a thin space is used in between the ellipsis points to prevent "point separation," but a regular space should be used before and after ellipsis.

More ellipsis
http://www.apstylebook.com/ask_editor.php search for ellipsis and the editor says "There should be a space on both side of the ellipsis."
The Associated Press Stylebook and Briefing on Media Law, Norm Goldstein, pages 327, 328.  Do an online search on Amazon.


Monday, November 10, 2008

Random Pictures








All pictures were taken by me. The black and white were also tank developed by me. I do feel like my better pictures, relatively and subjectively speaking, were all taken 10 or 20 years ago. The longer I live the suckier I got.

Breakfast


This is a quick post inspired by c9 r&e ...
I have a fondness for my cast iron pan so I use it for almost anything. It's practically indestructible and it does retain heat very well, and above anything it's cheap and highly effective.

Some olive oil, a dash of butter for taste, the olive oil brings down the boiling point of the butter so it won't get burned so fast.
Add egg to medium high or medium heat.
Add a pinch of salt and fresh grounded black pepper.
I just flipped the egg once and let it sit for two seconds before turning off the heat. Notice that the saute pan has a curved edge and that facilitates flipping.
The toast is used to suck up the yolk.
Simple.

Brothers' Cookies


Friday, November 07, 2008

Roses

Me, me, me





It's all about me. Note: These were taken long long time ago, I look even more gooder now.

Random Thoughts

A couple of days ago I went to the library to return a book I couldn't finish.  It was bad.  The good thing was I didn't waste any money buying a book I couldn't finish because I would have hated that.  After returning the book with much shame, I stopped by the book sale.  There I found some nice hard cover books for sale.  Even one by Ansel Adams, The Camera.  The book was like new and it only cost three dollars.  Still I was hesitant to buy it because I already knew all I needed to know about photography 20 years ago.  So what is the point of getting the book?  That was my ego speaking.  The real reason was of course I was afraid I would have bought a book that I couldn't or wouldn't finish.  And worse, I would have deprived somebody the chance of reading and owning a great book at a bargain basement price.  But I bought it anyway together with another even cheaper one dollar much thicker hardcover book.  So far I have been enjoying the book on my commutes and I can safely say that I will finish the book with no problem.  Mr. Adams voice came out very clear and informative, though I knew everything there is to know about photography ....  Anyway, reading The Camera definitely helps me keep up with ghorse whose photographic knowledge is unparallel and unprecedented of all the people I know and I know a lot of people.  The last six words of the last sentence is a lie, I hardly know anybody but I just know ghorse is good even 20 years ago.  In terms of photography knowledge, I was and am always behind him.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Vote Here


You got to exercise your right or rather fulfill your duty as an American to vote for your President every four years.

Judgment Day

The road to the White House is coming to an end real soon. The people are going to vote for the next President of the United States of America.

I think by the end of the day, we will have an idea who's going to enter the White House and who is not. Some network is going to make the call.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Civil War (2024)

This is basically a Dorothy yellow brick road kind of story.  Also, something to do with the new replaces the old, the circle of life thing....