Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Breaking: Terrorists Want To Blow Up Your Turkey

During this Thanksgiving, the terrorists want to further rob the joy of this already depressing holiday season by plotting to blow up our much hated, err, I mean beloved subway system. Terrorists should not have the pleasure to hate the subway system, only New Yorkers could.

AP reports.

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