Breaking: Edwards Male Perfidy Used As O'lamepics Counter Programming

ABC News, in a bid to counter NBC's O'lamepics Opening Ceremony delay-no-more cast, is having John Edwards to admit male perfidy and sanctimony to Americans today on Nightline.

Edwards denied daughter is his.

Previously, the affair was reported by serious tabloid par excellance The National Enquirer last October. The MSM has been silent about it until now, when they need to have programming to counter NBC's 2 million hours of delay cast Olympics programming.

News from the future, like 9 months later:
Edwards admits child is his to ABC News.