I Have An Affair With Tiger Woods

No.  Just kidding.  But that's basically what's happening.  Women everywhere, no men yet, are coming out of the woodwork to claim a piece of Tiger's club.  All of a sudden the world's most boring sportsman in the most boring sport, that's if you count walking around a sport, unbored himself to become a serial adulterer. His perfidious behavior is really a matter between his wife and himself but the public, myself included, has a vested interest in public humiliation and salacious details of the rich and famous.  We all like to see Tiger make a public apology, even he did nothing remotely harmful to us except boring us to death.