Scout

Top ten reasons why I wanted to be a boy scout:-

• How to tie all kinds of knots. I am sure the skill can be transferred or spilled over to tie other things. I mean tying papers for recycling.
• I look good in uniform though I despise all organized group activities.
• Go camping in the wood.
• How to start a fire in the wilderness with nothing.
• Play with camp fire.
• BBQ in the wood.
• Peeing and pooping every where, without washing hands.
• Wearing a kerchief around the neck and looks proudly ridiculous.
• Wear drab olive greens and be cheerful.

No 1 reason why I wanted to be a boy scout:-
So I can be a boy scout and bounce on a trampoline.

(My propensity to put out garbage post is relentless and unstoppable)