Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Russia Stops Global Warming

Russia stops global warming the only way it knows how: cutting all gas supply to Europe via Ukraine. According to geologists, meteorologists, and bullshitologists, very soon, Europe will experience the Second Ice Age and Vladmir Putin would take all the credits for this enormity.

2 comments:

  1. Yeah, cheer VVP all year round and not just during this miserable cold winter, for he is "A Man of All Seasons!!

    " ... What matters is not that it's true, but that I (Putin) believe it ... "

    And, if you don't agree, the black-belt judoka will nail you to the floor !!

    My kind of hero ^_*

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  2. Ha-ha. The guy is hoarding all the gas, very soon he is going to feel very bloated.

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