Bill Gates and Mixed Martial Arts

Bill Gates, the ultimate badass

Rashad Evans, badass and Ultimate Fighting Champion, wears a T-shirt with a mug shot of Bill Gates.

Let's work the Bill Gates bad ass angle. It's a small step in the right direction. Let's say Justin Long is adulating how Apple just works, and then Bill Gates or his surrogate just knocks him cold with a left hook or just plows him and his Mac over with his car. I think that should work. Microsoft should be badass there is no reason it's not.

Mug shot from the smoking gun
Evans picture from the New York Times.