Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Apple

The real Steve Jobs today announced more real iProducts for it core iUsers as well as all the iWhores out there.

Just as rumored, the new and improved iMac is now housed in an anodized aluminum frame. Hence, no more Hard Plastic (HP) iMac, MacBook shall remain HP though. According to Steve (oh yeah, we are on a first name basis), aluminum is more recyclable, more like consumer products and yet looks more professional. All positive attributes no doubt.
Not only the frame is thin, the keyboard is getting thin as well, hope it's only thin but not flimsy. The new iMac tag line is "You can't be too thin. Or too powerful." Well, that's not going to help all the fat girls and guys out there. All the skinny bitches out there are going to love this.

From the horse's mouth. Steve, the CEO, looked tired, as he plowed through his presentation. Man, I haven't seen a CEO work this hard.

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