Wednesday, June 20, 2007

China Kills Your Pet And Retards Your Kid

The string of China related news as reported by the western media can only point to one conclusion: the Overlord in China kills your pet with contaminated pet food*, retards your children with lead coated Thomas train sets**, and then kills you and you with cough syrups***. World domination accomplished.

Footnotes:-
* if you like to share cat food with your pet, you die too.
**Aren't we stupid enough, already?
***From a business perspective, it's just bad decision making, why kill your customers if you can keep them alive to buy more and fatten your wallet further.


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