Jolie's not Worth her Salt

Empirical evidence suggests that Angelina Jolie might not be worth her salt.  She cannot shoot, kick, jump or pout her way to the top of the box office.  Her Salt debuted at number two on this past weekend box office.  Inception remains number one on its second week.  Basically everybody talks about this mind-boggling movie but nobody really understands it.  Perhaps there is nothing to understand anyway.  You razzle-dazzle the movie with special effects and convoluted plot twists to the point nobody knows what the fuck is going on and yet feel intelligent to ponder all those stupid open ended things--think Lost which was a colossal waste of time yet beloved by billions .  Well, good looking stars won't hurt either.  I pity those good looking fine specimens of human beings because their talents are so often overlooked, but I secretly want to be one of them.