Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Asia Birth Rate is going up in 9 months

According to a research scientist in Flushing, New York, whose identity shall remain anonymous, the birth rate in Hong Kong is likely to perk up due to Internet outage caused by a 6.7 or 7.1 magnitude earthquake happened outside Taiwan on Christmas Eve 2006.

Instead of surfing porn and having sex with PC or Mac or blogging in the virtual world, people in Hong Kong re-discover hardcore sex and like Justin Timberlake says "bring sexy back" in the bedroom or even better on the kitchen floor.

Sex is healthy and good in general, however local health officials express concerns on the already stressed out prenatal care system ....

Reporting live from cubicle farm from yours truly...

7 comments:

  1. there will be a little Vincent in 9 months' time

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  2. Anonymous9:25 AM

    William, congratulations to you! I don't know your partner is older than you as Justin only likes old chicks.


    Vincent

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  3. Anonymous2:14 AM

    self proclaimed experts always claim that there will be a spike in the birth rate following any catastrophic event. if i remember correctly, there were similar predictions for Y2K, during the aftermath of 9-11 and after the the last blackout we had.

    has anyone actually done any studies to see if these predictions ever came true? or are do they just elicit a reaction of "well, duh" that no one has bothered to try and prove these "experts" otherwise?

    -eric

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  4. It's an urban legend. See here

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  5. Anonymous5:48 PM

    After the Frenchies defeated the Russians/Prussians at Eylau (in 1807), Napoleon took a walk in the battlefield to count the cost of the victory during which some 25k Frenchmen died. Using his boots to turn over some of the snow-covered corpses, he said, "Small change, small change. One Parisian night will soon adjust these losses."
    You guys remember the song 'One night in Bangkok'? I still remember the tune...One night in Bangkok will make a hard man humble... Bangkok was the Paris in the 1980's. Now Shanghai is the place.


    Vincent

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  6. Oh yeah, one night in Bangkok
    Thanks to Youtube's time machine you can now see it again and again to relive your horrid juvenile years, like the 80s or such.

    I like you Napoleon story.

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  7. Breaking: 25-year old Timberlake and 34-year old Diaz call it quits.

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