Valentine's Day

To all the singletons out there, congratulations.  Because you don't have to feel pressured to do anything to express your love to anybody in any god awful way as crass merchants intended to.   You don't have to act like an absolute idiot to buy a big bouquet of flowers so your loved one doesn't feel like she is being left out.  You don't have to spend a night at some restaurant where you can't pronounce the names of its entrees, at least not correctly.  You can just go to see whatever movie you like all by yourself, with like-minded people around in a theater or in the comfort of your abode of course, without compromising your viewing pleasure and artistic integrity.  Go check out Friday the 13th and Gomorra because these are the movies a man should watch not some chick flicks.  Friday the 13th is probably shitty but that's what a man needs.

However if you must celebrate Valentine's Day, keep it simple.  I mean let's get back to the true meaning of the Day (like as if I really know what it's about) ....