Breaking: Welcome to New York ...

Reader's Digest, magazine choice of your dentist office, just found out what we New Yorkers always knew, we are courteous of all.

Holding door for people, checked.

Picking up dropped papers, checked.

Saying thanks, checked.

Other city dwellers, shame on you, shame on you.

Other New York related overheards ...

Welcome to New York, Now get the fuck out of here...

Tourist: Excuse me, but do you know how I can get to Penn station?
Woman in camo: Do I look like a fucking tour guide?
Tourist: Now that's what I came to New York to find!

--5th & 82nd