I am still waiting for Fran Lebowitz's novel. I hope it comes out before she dies or I die.
Did I vote? I did. It's multiple choice questions with seemingly no right answers. So I just filled the ovals with dark ink like any mildly competent students taking any public exams. Easy.
I know none of the words from the Word of the Day push notification. I begin my day with affirmation that I am a semi illiterate. Depressing.
I don't know what I did in my Geography class in junior high. Perhaps that's exactly why. Every time I try to find the best exit at the subway station I feel like a total idiot. What does it mean the South Side of Queens Boulevard? Inevitably, invariably and tragically I will exit the wrong one and walk the opposite direction. No amount of Google Map and Apple Map on my iPhone can help. Just sad.
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